1. nakedly:

    you are not fat
    you have fat 
    you also have fingernails 
    you are not fingernail 

  2. That awkward moment when you’re trying to fake!flirt with someone and someone else hops in and is like a fucking dog all “hey look at me, hey, give me attention.” get out.

  3. Yes see this is a joke I am trying to make I ruined it I am sorry.

    At first, I was like “is she… she doesn’t think it’s her, right?” and then I was like “wait, no she doesn’t…” 

    But shh, you satisfy me.

  4. You have muted me :c You dislike everything I post ;-; I CAN’T SATISFY YOUR TUMBLR NEED T_T

    but you post mass effect. 

  5. see how what is???

  6. Thank god there’s that option to mute a person on your dash. 

    I hate when you like a person but hate everything they post.

  7. trektags:

    lamapalooza:

    this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

    #jim has to pause the shipwide broadcast as he laughs at his own joke #everyone on the bridge stares at him in mute disbelief #bones comes running in from med bay just to yell at him (tags via radiophile)

  8. WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS A MIRROR BY MY DOOR SOPHIE AND MY DOOR DOESN’T CLOSE OMFG WHY

    I’M JUST MAKING SURE, OKAY.